Sunday, May 13, 2012

Hi, I'm Rachel, and I'm currently releasing my inner bitch.

Hi, my name is Rachel Clinefelter, and I've been given the opportunity to guest blog. Rebecca is a my best friend and I love her to pieces. I've been hearing that some "friends" of hers having been using her and screwing her over. That doesn't make me very happy. And this blog is the result of that.


Kelson, you're up first. I'm extremely disappointed in you. 20 years old and still using your friends as taxi?. Here's a suggestion; GET A JOB. Sitting at home in your "batcave" playing video games will not bring in an income for you. If you're going to ask your friends for rides, give them gas money. If you can't do that, start asking your mother for rides. Or an even better idea; start charging for your dick services. You're boning enough girls to bring in quite a nice profit now. You must feel like such an accomplished, successful adult.

Tori. I don't know you well enough to talk shit on you, but I'm going to anyway cause apparently you think it's your place to talk shit on me! Aren't you a darling. C:
You're such a fucking low down cunt. Only whores use their "best friend" to bring over the penis of the day, then leave her on the couch while they get it in. I've got news for you. Shut your fucking thunder thighs and start thinking about someone other than yourself. Rebecca isn't your best friend. She's MY best friend. Why? Because I treasure my friendship with her like none other. I'm there for her 24/7. When she's crying, I'm right there with a box of tissues and 3 1/2 cookies. When she's mad, I'm the one bringing over a punching bag for her. When she wants to give up, I'm going to encourage her until she's back on her feet running again. I don't mooch off her. I don't use her to bring over my booty call. And I don't try setting her up with pathetic little boys. Have some respect for her. Actually, have a little respect for everyone! From what I understand, you're in love with some other guy, but you're boning Kelson. Seems legit. Good luck finding a guy to view you as anything but a piece of meat.
One last thing and I'm done ranting. I recently found out you think I'm a stuck up bitch. I'm not sure what gave you that impression, but let me give you some advice really quick. 1) Don't judge someone before you know them. 2) Keep my name out of your mouth. There's no room for it next to all the dicks you're deep throating. If you thought I was a stuck up bitch before, buckle up to hate me twice as much now.
On that note, have a nice day.

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